How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.
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- boy: i just want a real girl. i want a girl who looks beautiful without all that makeup. i want a down to earth girl. i want a girl who i can talk to easily. a girl who gets me. a girl who will stick by my side through everything. i want a girl who doesn't cake her face with foundation. a girl who doesn't get involved in bullshit drama. a girl who doesn't always follow the crowd. i just want a real, down to earth, kind of girl.
- slut: hey.
- boy: should we fuck now or now.
She’s always high, In heels, spirit, pills, booze.
Charles Bukowski, Love is a dog from hell (via blondist)
How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?
- girl: sir can i go to the toilet
- male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
- girl: but im having girl issues
- male teacher: omfg go
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
- girl: sir can i go to the toilet
- male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
- girl: but im having girl issues
- male teacher: omfg go